Isn't this is fun

Hapless the Vampire Slayer

A Teen Vampire Story
by Tony Carden

There's a virtuous new girl in Cluj and she has everybody talking. Stunningly stunning and devastatingly scruffy, all the boys want her. However, Margarette Polonius has a secret - she's a clueless vampire.

Hapless hero is a loving, thin boy who enjoys the theatre. He becomes fascinated by Margarette, who can stop bags with her bare hands. He doesn't understand why she's so standoffish.

His best friend, a hilarious strenoi called Lucy, helps Hapless begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the gloomy, wild dagger.

When bodies start turning up all over Cluj, Hapless begins to fear the worst. The strenoi urges him to report Margarette to the police and he knows he should, so what's stopping him?

He may resist Margarette's bite, but can he resist her charms?

Will he be caught talking with the vampire?

The above was created from a plot generator available at:

https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/

I inputed various items, the location—Cluj, in case you’re wondering, is the capital of Transylvania. Lucy is a character from Dracula and I’ve included her in Hamlette! And the Prince of Darkness, a sequel to The Sorcerer’s Lackey I’m currently working on. And Margarette is Hapless’ love interest in the work-in-progress.

All great fun.

Um… I wonder how I can incorporate the above into the book. Maybe a play within a play?